based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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