We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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