the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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