I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
