She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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