i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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