i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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