fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
