Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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