How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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