he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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