Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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