so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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