my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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