My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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