Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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