My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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