I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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