apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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