i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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