hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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