we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I would fuck him just for his dog
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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