That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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