My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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