You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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