But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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