I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I have already put on my inside pants.
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