So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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