I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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