I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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