I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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