Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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