He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
tell me about the eggs
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