What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You made out with two different species that night
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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