SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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