I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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