You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Randomize
