Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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