Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
