Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Enjoy the penises
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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