yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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