Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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