Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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