We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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