Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Shame - the story of my life.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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