Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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