Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
