I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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