nut hugger
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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