Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I CAN MOONWALK!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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