how can u be prego again
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i dont even know how to be here
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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